Try this for procrastination purposes!

1. My uncle once pretended to be interested in my life. He is a huge yuppie and we are raging rednecks.

2. Never in my life have I lacked for the basic necessities.

3. When I was five my parents started sending me to summer camp. Yes, at five!

4. High school was a matter of class, as in if you appeared to come from the right one you were given special opportunities. It appeared that I would never be able to attend and succeed in college.

5. I will never forget my grandmothers.

6. Once I met Elton John at a bar. He was very incognito and friendly.

7. There’s this boy I know who makes me laugh just by smiling.

8. Once, at a bar, I got into a fight over the mathematics in Marx's Das Kapital.

9. By noon, I'm awake and off and running.

10. Last night I fell asleep early, received a phone call and don't remember the conversation.

11. If only I had more time.

12. Next time I go to church it will be for the food.

13. What worries me most is that I won't be great at this thing called law school.

14. When I turn my head left I see an empty bookshelf.

15. When I turn my head right I see a wall waiting to be decorated.

16. You know I’m lying when I won't look you in the eyes.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is John Hughes' movies.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be ...

19. By this time next year I will hopefully feel better about this whole law school thing.

20. A better name for me would be idea here, most likely something snarky.

21. I have a hard time understanding physics and calculus. But I am able to do calc-based stats with a lot of effort.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll go tomorrow at 9am.

23. You know I like you if I make sarcastic remarks about you to your face.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be my father.

25. Take my advice, never be rude to strangers. Sometimes they can make your day and be just what you need.

26. My ideal breakfast is a bagel and coffee.

27. A song I love but do not have is Matthew Wilder's Break My Stride. It's not on iTunes.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you don't blink.

29. Why won’t people recycle more?

30. If you spend a night at my house you'll have your own guest suite and a pooch to keep you company if you'd so like.

31. I’d stop my wedding for several reasons: an awesome 80s party, Minnie Mouse, or a good book.

32. The world could do without Kiera Knightly.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than work at a sewage treatment plant.

34. My favorite blondie is my sister.

35. Paper clips are more useful than staples. You're able to reuse them unlike staples.

36. If I do anything well it’s art.

37. I can’t help but pick up litter when I see a nearby garbage can.

38. I usually cry at Hallmark commercials.

39. My advice to my nephew/niece is to always work hard and appreciate what an education can do for you.

40. And by the way, you're it!


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