Like most people I made New Years resolutions that I, again like most people, will forget about in approximately three weeks.
- Use time more wisely.
- Tone my midsection through actual exercise (Gasp!)
- Visit a place I've never been to before.
- Read 30 books not related to classes.
- Exercise my patience for others and their opinions.
- Cut down on spending and learn to dress more frugal.
- Get out and meet more people!
- Learn to be civil toward J's relatives.
- Be a better friend.
- Keep a cleaner house.
- See my nephew at least once.
- Have a lot of fun and try to surround myself with laughter as much as possible.
Now, these are pretty reasonable. So J thought I should add some predicitions in there. As I am not qualified to make predictions regarding the economy, Nobel Prize winners, or elections I think I'll stick to small stuff.
I predict:
- at least one man will offer me beer on my morning bus ride;
- my brother will be incarcerated for the entire year;
- the Carolina Panthers will be in the Super Bowl;
- the Mets will make the playoffs;
- we will still have economic woes come July;
- I will procrastinate on my outlines again;
- that Heath Ledger will not win any posthumous awards for The Dark Knight;
- and that Jennifer Aniston will not be married or pregnant;
- but Nicole Kidman will be working on baby 2 along with Christina Aguilera and Katie Holmes.
- and that Justice Stevens will resign late in the year.
Do you agree? Disagree? Care?
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Two days ago a man got on the box with a 24 pack of beer...but in the afternoon... offering beer on the morning bus ride is a bit extreme.