In my opinion, the women ABC finds for The Bachelor are absolutely effing crazy, which is why I love to watch the show. Apparently women all over North America are crazy for single-dad Jason from Seattle. I said apparently, although I think freaky stalkerish sounds better.
I always learn interesting things about women watching this show. For instance, who knew that as I approach 30 my eggs are rotting! Or that I can still be a pagent queen at 29! I also did not realize that deceased husbands send their wives and mothers of their children happiness by encouraging them to go on The Bachelor. Who knew!
Ladies, ladies, ladies don't...:
- wear an orange dress because Jason's son's favorite color is orange, and especially don't tell Jason that's why you're wearing the dress!
- tell Jason you're so excited to meet him after watching him on last season's The Bachelorette, it just sounds crazy stalkerish.
- ask about hot dog toppings...although this would probably work on me.
- wear Bubba teeth.
- giggle like a Playboy bunny on a trampoline.
- and pagents are not the new pink.
This is the kind of crap I live for!
Edits: Apparently "girls have a woman's intuition." Wow! I had no clue. The vision board thing is probably something I would do on a rainy day, maybe something to do with mom, but I wouldn't use it to pick up men. I also would keep my boobs IN my dress, not lowly hanging out of my dress.
when the dental hygienist kept saying, "i swear i'm not a stalker" i just kept thinking, oh hon, stop saying that! look at his face! he thinks you're a stalker! yet...a rose.
but hey, i'm seriously considering making a vision board...because "the universe is listening".
The poem, the hot dog, the dancing and yes, the stalker talk were ridiculous. It's why I adore this show.
You can't be serious.