A Woman in Law School

• blue eyeshadow, an excess of bobby pins, scrunchies and bright pink lipstick--ladies, why don't you just grow your hair out? Why a head full of ten pins?
  
• fireworks, Bob Costas, and the lean physiques of swimmers (minus Phelps who is eh...)
  
• shots of the Bird's Nest. Yes, it looks like a toilet bowl but it's still pretty freakin' awesome
• costumes from the closing ceremony that look like they came from It's A Small World ride (by the way China--your attempt at Cirque du Soleil-ing things was crap)
  
• watching Americans wrongly lip-sync the National Anthem. Dude, I can totally tell you don't know the words

Now it's back to crappy reality television....somebody shoot me please...